Overly tanned Americans have faced discrimination for way too long and deserve their own ethnicity selection on all government forms. This will give them the ability to seek protections afforded to other persecuted minority groups...protection they need.
John Boehner's pumpkin colored skin is the obvious reason why over 90% of Americans think he's doing a poor job. Too long have the whispers of "old pumpkin skin" and "Speaker Oompa Loompa" floated around Capitol Hill without any recourse from even our most politically influential Orange American.
Snookie is also thought of as classless and stupid, only because of her basketball colored epidermis.
It's time to let our burnt sienna brothers and sisters enjoy the kind of protections afforded to other people of color.