Drum corps has enjoyed peace for many ages. Now there is a stirring in the west. Evil has returned ...and again there will be one uniform to rule them all...This petition is to force the Obama administration and the U.S. Military to recognize "The Renegades" as one of the most evil forces this country, and in doing so raise the musical threat level to code red.
Finally, the Commander in Chief must move to have the US Naval Academy in Annapolis to offer a "Renegades 101" course immediately in order to prepare our forces for the imminent invasion.