recognize Sierra Simone Mannie as Supreme Ruler of the current state of Mississippi, pending its secession.

I, Sierra Simone Mannie, have a college GPA of 3.5 - a number which far exceeds the IQ of those wretched peasants who falsely believe Mississippi could survive on its own for an hour after secession, if secession could even be achieved. However, I won't be presumptuous, so just in case they pull it off, there's no doubt that the state of Mississippi needs competent leadership, and if my GPA doesn't scream competence, I don't know what does. If given imperial rule, Mississippi - which would be swiftly renamed Beyonceknowlestopia - would cooperate efficiently and judiciously with the United States of America (although we do plan to conquer the Republic of Texas and connect the two landmasses with a rainbow glitter bridge in honor of our patron goddess, Beyonce Knowles).