We want the Super Bowl to be recognized as a national holiday because football rules. Also, we want the NFL to move the game from Sunday night on NBC to Monday night on ESPN because:
1. If it's a national holiday people will have the day off.
2. Jon Gruden is way better than Cris Collinsworth.
3. Boomer is pretty cool, too.
It will be like the first Thanksgiving of the year, except eating turkey and mashed potatoes, people will eat pizza and nachos. President Obama should make all 7/11's have beer half-off on Super Bowl eve, too.