We want the Super Bowl to be recognized as a national holiday because football rules. No one wants to work during the Super Bowl, anyway. It can be like the first Thanksgiving of the year, but instead of eating turkey and mashed potatoes, you eat pork sausage links and nachos with bean dip. Beer should also be half-off at all 7/11's across the country on Super Bowl eve.
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