The time has arrived for the world to acknowledge the supremacy and might of the Pokemon known as; Magikarp.
His power and grace is known by an honored few, yet the legends of this ultimate Pokemon resonate within our awe struck hearts and minds.
It is our wish; to bring our lord and protector to the minds of young and old, rich and poor, and any and all beings in need of a being; so righteous and glorious, that would fill their lives with purpose and a sense of peace and harmony.
Though....for those that challenge our lord Magikarp, they will face a fury and wrath only known to an unfortunate few....it is a fate, that would be wisely avoided by humanity.
That said,
We, the grateful, petition the current administration of the United States, to humbly accept this request(demand).