On May 23, 2015, the world witnessed as Vitor Belfort, The Great Jabroni, faced crushing defeat against the far superior Chris Weidman. For several years, the fool known as Jilbert sang the praises of Belfort, a repeated steroid user and cheater. Jilbert promised a swift, decisive victory by The Jabroni, and went so far as to "bet [his] life and everything [he] has" on this outcome.
Jilbert was wrong.
And in the spirit of rigid partisanship, we The People petition the Obama Administration to recognize this joyous day as National Jilbert Was Wrong Day, to commemorate Jilbert's gross underestimation of The Chris' dominance as UFC Middleweight champion. NJWWD should be a day where Americans all across the nation ask, "What else is Jilbert wrong about?"