Please, for the love of God, make Greece part of the US.
We recognize that the annexation of Greece might be a tough sell for the Greeks, why would they want to become a part of the United States thereby vastly increasing their individual debt loads?
Of course as Americans we need them, so we also ask that as an inducement, they be given Disney Land. Americans will have jobs taking Disney Land apart and putting it into cargo containers for shipment on foreign flagged vessels. They can also have the top two feet of soil at Disney Land to make sure they get it all. If that's not enough, send them Joe Biden too.
Another idea, Jill Kelley can go over there too, she's always wanted to be an ambassador, now she can be a governor.
PS, hurry up, we are heading for a fiscal cliff.