The Red Sox games jam up traffic in Boston to the point of insanity, solely due to the awkward location of Fenway Park. Contrastingly, Celtics and Bruins games held at the TD Gardon are not nearly as problematic. We petition to move the games to lower profile areas, in order to save gas and time for everyone.
The roots of the problem:
Bostonians are crazy about their sports.
Boston is populated.
Boston is tiny.
Boston has crazy roads.
Fenway Park is right in the middle of city.
Red Sox games are often at daytime/rush hours.
Alternative:
Rebuild the roads in Boston to be more reasonable.