In order to show our collective contempt and lack of fear or respect for the organization currently referred to as ISIS, ISIL, and sometimes the more acceptable Daesh, I humbly propose that all future communications regarding their activities refer to them as Metwarsaa', which is an Arabic Egyptian word meaning "tiny penis with no testicles". I feel that this action, given time, will truly communicate the level of esteem in which the American people hold these savages.



