1. Eliminate the 1 cent and 5 cent coins, because these cost more to produce than they're worth.
2. Replace the 25 cent coin with a 20 cent coin, so we can round all transactions to the nearest 1/10 dollar.
3. Reduce the size of the 50 cent coin to make it more portable.
4. Replace "One Dime," and "Half Dollar" with "10 cents" and "50 cents" to make our coins easier for foreigners to use.
5. Eliminate the $1 bill, because switching exclusively to $1 coins will save the country $5.5 billion over the next 30 years.
6. Replace the $2 bill with a coin for the same reason.
7. Remove "In God We Trust" in order to honor the separation of church and state.
8. Make our paper money all different sizes for the benefit of the blind.