Regulate Alcohol and Tobacco in a manner similar to Marijuana.

Because the DEA and Dept Of Justice, under your administration, cannot fathom the evidentiary truths of the issue of Marijuana's myriad Medicinal and Societal benefits, the fact that is Non-Toxic and that a full ONE HALF of all Americans want it to be legalized. This Pretzel Logic dictates that TWO drugs, currently legal and toxic-be, both, Entered into Schedule I of the United States CSA (controlled substances act) and BANNED from sale or use in these United States. As neither the drug Nicotine, nor Ethyl Alcohol have Any accepted medicinal benefit, cause personal, familial and career destruction and have abuse potentials Fifteen to Twenty times that of Cannabis/Marijuana.
This petition was created to ensure "We The People" are all treated fairly.