Regulate the creation of Storm Trooper uniforms and armor for the police officers in the United States of America.

I hereby petition the U.S. government to make and regulate the Storm Trooper uniforms and armor. It would make millions of people happy. Let alone, all the Star Wars fans. I personally, would enjoy seeing people walking around in government regulated Storm Trooper outfits. I believe this would help the U.S. government become more popular with the people of this country. President Barack Obama, please consider this, and do not take this as a joke.