(Trumpet Intro)
Ladies and gentlemen of the realm,
We the knights of the round table from house mile wouldst liketh the reinstatement of sir ang i o not ee to beest promot'd to king of the drinketh.
The knights also wanteth the round table beest res'rv'd f'r only the selecteth knights that hast englut feast at that table many moons ago. This needeth to beest accomplisheth by the first snoweth of wint'r.
Doth as thou wilt, but please signeth the parchment!
Fare thee well!
I bid thee most pleasurable and beauteous day!
Grand Master Sticky