The Onion's saga of "Diamond" Joe Biden, depicting the Vice President as an alcohol-soaked hustler who splits his time between addressing the nation and stripping copper wire from abandoned buildings, has been a consistent source of great amusement since 2008. Recently, they published full-length autobiography titled The President Of Vice, telling the story of Joe Biden from his birth to the modern day. It is a story of loves found and lost, of struggles fought and won, of rising from the humblest of origins to one of the highest offices in the land and never losing sight of who you are in the process.
We ask that the Vice President record and release, for charity, an audiobook recording of himself reading this text.