For years, scientists have been observing the mysterious Donald Trump's Hairpiece in an attempt to learn more about it's species. However, efforts to find another specimen to use as a control have been fruitless, as no one has been able to find anything like Donald Trump's Hairpiece. As a result, scientists have concluded that Donald Trump's Hairpiece is the last of its species. Scientists and Animal Rights activists alike have called for in to be humanely release into its natural habitat, but Donald Trump, the man who raised it in confinement, has continually refused. Please sign this petition so the innocent creature may live out the rest of its life in peace.
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