Danisnotonfire aka Dan Howell, and amazingphil aka Phil Lester are horboring a relationship that may be ruining young teens and adults all over this nation and i demand that you create a safe and loving enviroment for them to come out into. I also would like to request that you allow them to become oficial memebers of the US congress because we all need a little more cat whiskers and a little less of the government not doing anything. If you know whats good for humanity you will sign this petition and spread all info, phan for life am i right Obama! #thecatwhiskerscomefromwithin, thank you loyal danosaurs and philions across this nation for your time I trust you will make the right decision in siging this petition.



