We need to immediately release our national twinkie reserves to avoid the immediate collapse of social order and unrest as millions of armed militant soccer moms rush to their local supermarkers armed to the teeth in search of the sugary snackfood... Also an immediate FEMA response task force should be sent in to manage the bakery's until further notice.
~Zombie Regan
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