Did Bush do Harambe? Can jet fuel melt steel beams? Is the moon real? Who is the real Slim Shady?
These aren't frivolous questions which don't require an answer. Instead, they are part of a vastly interconnected plot by both the country of Canada and our natural enemies to the south to slowly erode the values and framework of our great country. It all began back in 1999 with the birth of Harambe at the Gladys Porter Zoo. Since then, the enemies of the state have been conspiring to turn Harambe into a super weapon culminating with his faux death in 2016. Harambe will return and with him he will bring the beginning of the end: the apocalypse. The public deserves to know the truth about the Harambe killing in order to secure America's place on the international stage for millennia to come.
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