Mr. President,
You have agreed to a dance-off with UConn basketball star Stefanie Dolson. We, the undersigned, beseech you to reverse your policy of secrecy regarding this dance off, and release video to the world, or allow for video press coverage. We make this request,
-To further highlight the incredible accomplishments of the UConn women's basketball team, and women's sports generally, and;
-To preserve for the historical record a truly unique event in American History, and;
-To advance the sport of competitive dance, and;
-To humanize our government, and;
-Frankly, to create the most hilarious Fox News segments there could ever be.
For the good of the American people, and history, Sir, please allow video of this Dance-Off.