It is time for Natural Selection to speed up and start removing the dumbest human beings on the face of the earth a little faster. Any celebrity or other human being who actually believes that the ape at The Cincinnati Zoo deserved to live and the 4 year old boy die will be transported to a tiny town in Arkansas. These individuals will be lowered into a pit with other apes so that they can be ripped apart one by one. Kelly Osbourne, Crystal Hefner and every other idiotic human being who is calling for a boycott of the zoo or calling for the head of the boy's mother please start packing. A large cargo plane is here to take you to your new destination.



