remove the 50 stars from the flag of the United States of America and substitute 50 googly eyes.

We the people of the United States of America wish to alter the design of our nation's flag. We seek the removal of the 50 white five-pointed stars from the blue canton in the upper corner of the flag and the substitution of 50 small plastic googly eyes, to be attached by glue stick, glue gun, or other appropriate methods. The small black pupils will swing and jiggle freely in their transparent bubbles as the flag waves majestically in the wind, giving the impression that the eyes of all American citizens, and of future generations of citizens yet unborn, will never cease to gaze out into the wild blue yonder of tomorrow. We believe that these 50 googly eyes, representing the 50 great states of our proud Union, will do better than stars to symbolize our shared beliefs, values, and ideals.