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Remove Bald Tilda Swinton from the Entire Internet

Created by P.E. on May 03, 2016

This petition is in response to the new Marvel movie "Doctor Strange" which features Bald Tilda Swinton. One day, without warning, I watched a trailer for Doctor Strange and was shocked when I was shown Bald Tilda Swinton out of nowhere. No, I wasn't shocked. I was horrified. I now live in fear that she will jump out from every corner. I'm afraid that she will appear behind me in the bathroom mirror. She haunts my dreams. I want all photos and videos of Bald Tilda Swinton to please be removed from the internet. At least once a day I see a picture of Bald Tilda in my feeds on social networks and I relive the trauma over and over. To be clear, I have nothing against bald people. Only Bald Tilda Swinton. Please remove her from the internet so that I and many others can live in peace.

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