Benjy is a writer and in-studio personality on the SiriusXM Howard Stern Show. He is best known for not answering simple questions and steering conversations towards tangential topics. This deflection technique is known on the radio show as “The Benjy Vortex.”
His inability to effectively communicate is not humorous (co-workers and fans universally agree) and his “shtick” usually halts any comedic impetus.
We ask President Obama to listen to the Howard Stern Show for a few weeks and objectively assess Benjy’s role on the show. After which he should call into the show at 1-888-9ASSHOLE, tell Steve Brandano he wants to talk about how great AGT is, get through, and then tell Howard that he, the President of the United States, wants him to fire Benjy.