Paul "Meatsauce" Lambert has been devastating the Upper Midwest for years with immature catchphrases and infuriating non sequiturs. He has transformed an already vapid Power Trip Morning Show into a full-blown bucket of excrement. Please, Mr. President, there is a great injustice occurring in the Twin Cities of Minneapolis and St. Paul. Please use all of your executive power to have Meatsauce removed from the Power Trip Morning Show. We can no longer suffer through another one of his truly certifiably insane theories, such as Babe Ruth never existing, the moon landing never occurring, or that Walter White from "Breaking Bad" is going to go into witness protection and become the dad from "Malcolm in the Middle". This must end. Thank you for your time.



