Remove my testicles and donate them to a female to male transsexual to further his surgical progress.

I, Timmy Stewart, would like to petition for my testicles to be forcibly removed and donated to a female to male transsexual. They are no longer of use to me, I have grown entirely too unattractive for even the rauchiest of schwampdonkeys to drunkenly give me their bodies.
I would love to see them go to good use in a way that nog only helps another human, but also arouses me more than I ever thought would be possible with no testicles.
It will have to be by force only because I, Timmy Stewart, are little bitch.
PS.
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