Remove Russian KGB controlled low altitude Sputniks from over Minnesota with military force.

Russian KGB controlled Sputniks are over Minnesota affecting cell phone with revenge porn causing traffic accidents. The Sputniks also have the ability to generate electrical fields which cause power outages. Lately, my family has been experiencing uncontrollable bowel movements, chest pains, and electrical rashes. The Sputniks are clearly visible outside our window in Eagan Minnesota. I believe that for years the Sputniks have been intercepting data and cell phone transmissions and may have the ability to affect human brains in some kind of brain altering technology.