remove the standardization of the inclusion of tomatoes from burgers at all major fast food establishments.

Fact: tomatoes are a less than favorable addition to burgers and are undoubtedly the single most requested item to be left off of ones burger. There is outrage within the community of the silent majority that this atrocious excuse for a fruit is still so readily available on burgers without consent. Countless times have we specifically asked for our burgers to be given to us without tomatos, only to unwrap the wax paper enclosing our disappointment. When one is repulsed at the sight of said atrocities, your appetite is ruined and money wasted when this occurs. The amount of pleasure tomato-lovers experience pales in comparison to the level of discomfort us level-headed feel. This petition calls for Barack to call for optional tomatos on burgers, rather than a standard option.