Remove this absolutely Useless Petition site which gets about as much attention from Barry Obama as does my personal feelings, and admit that it was just a sham creation of an other wise limp administration.
If the site will not be removed, then
From this point forward, anyone who posts a petition must list their full names, addresses, telephone numbers, and a picture of them in a Zebra Costume so the whole world knows what an idiot they are and can laugh at them to their faces instead of allowing them to hide behind the ambiguity of the internet.
Also, any news media that reports on these petitions, must do so wearing a chicken costume, and holding a sign saying "The sky is falling".