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Removing all cats wearing suits attempting to resemble people from politics

Created by T.B. on February 21, 2014

Are you tired of looking to your governor, and noticing that suddenly, all you can find is a cat in a suit? I know I am! Cats need to be taught a lesson, and there should be a government wide investigation to uncover these saboteurs and stop their malicious agenda. Something needs to be done, or else who knows what the world might become? (Also, you should sign this so my teacher gives me a free candy bar for having the most votes. Also vote for me if you love our country.)

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