I am petitioning the White House to consider renaming Antarctica "Galt's Gulch" after the famous domicile of the oppressed great thinkers and industrialists in the book Atlas Shrugged. I think Antarctica would be a fantastic place for Exceptional People to congregate and really put their heads together to come up with technological wonders and revolutionary industrial processes which will uplift the common rabble carried on the backs of these modern day titans.



