Uncreative names for stadiums has been a plague effecting our republic for far too long. Instead of the name of the team hosting or the name of the sponsor in the title, how about a name that is creative and pumps up the crowd, The Murderdome. It's short, catchy, and it perfectly describes what Cowboy fans thing their team is going to do under their smoked barbecue induced hallucinations. We ask the President to exercise his executive power to make this happen.



