For too long American military hardware has suffered from boring generic names out of 90's action movies, like the "Eagle" or the "Tomahawk." Isn't it time we had a bit of fun with the process, maybe get a bit more creative? Something to give our enemies and allies alike a little chuckle when they think of it to counteract our somewhat party-pooperish international reputation. This is why I propose renaming our unmanned drone ordinance "Obomb-ombs," as a pun on the name of our Commander-in-Chief and the oh so frustrating enemies of Nintendo's Mario franchise. C'mon, people. With all the tax payer money that goes towards Defense, don't we deserve a little entertainment in return?
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