"Goose" is far too bright and cheery a name for these things. Grandmas everywhere add "silly" to their name. But this creature possesses the nastiest attitude on the entire planet (fact) and have teeth on their tongue (fact).
To say "watch out there's a goose we need to evacuate" takes too long to say. "DoomHonk" carries the spirit of that message and accurately describes the noise they make, which, statistically, is what the average American will most likely hear before death.
Stretch goal:
The Canada Goose (Not "Canadian" goose, they were kicked out long ago in the Goose Wars) are our greatest threat. Canada has great white north for these things to die in. It would be best and I'm sure removing these creatures from existence would never harm the ecology.



