One young group of American men is singlehandedly saving American rock and roll and creating good American jobs in the process. Those men call themselves Diarrhea Planet, and they are the embodiment of hope and change in Obama's America.
In thanks to the amazing work that these young Americans are doing, and to inspire millions of other young Americans to strive to the same great heights of guitar shredding and job creation, WE THE PEOPLE propose that the planet Uranus be renamed DIARRHEA PLANET.
I mean, Uranus is kinda halfway to Diarrhea Planet anyway, right? So let's honor America and let any aliens out there know what we really stand for. Diarrhea. And American jobs.