The cat, aka Felis Catus, has been plotting to kill the humans who subject them to captivity since the beginning of time. If we rename Saturday to Caturday and post the 75 funniest cat pictures from the internet onto the White House homepage, cats across the nation will be overjoyed and the number of cat-related deaths will decrease. Many jobs will be created, since you need to hire people to find funny cat pictures. Relations with other countries will become better. The Middle East is at war because Israel renamed Saturday Caturday, and all the cats in Palestine moved to Israel. Palestine wants their cats back, since they know nuclear physics but the cats are happy in Israel developing nuclear weapons. If the USA did that cats would immigrate and there will be peace.(no nukes 4 iran)
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