The United States of America should be number one in all things including the alphabet and in order to make this happen we need to unseat the current number one, Afganistan, which honestly does anyone think they even deserve to be number one? I didn't think so. Ergo we should change our name to AAAMERICA.
This is a "civil rights and equality" issue because we should be more equal then other nations. Than other nations. Whatever. It's also a homeland security and foreign policy issue because duh.
Also it will make my life easier when finding my country in dropdown forms.