The recent election has left President Obama scarred and misshapen (if not physically, then mentally). In his anger, he should reform the United States into a galactic empire, declaring himself Emperor while Joe Biden maintains his seat at the Emperor's side. This is to be done so that we might finally have peace. Eventually, perhaps, other nations will join the Empire upon observation that an Empire is the only way to attain true prosperity. Any opposition will be hunted and detained until such a decree is issued that deals with them in an appropriate manner.
For the Empire!