Friends, Romans, countrymen, Mr. Speaker, Mr. President, Mr. Vice President, Members of Congress, my fellow Americans, lend me your ears! A great injustice has been endured by a great American, Ms. Kaylin Rose Minor-Weiss. Ms. Minor-Weiss has become the latest victim of the most corrupt and secretive cyber-bully regime on the planet, The Facebook.
Ms. Minor-Weiss is just the latest victim of the vicious ban-hammer wielded by the dubious Facebook Tribunal. The oppression and terror inflicted by the regime of The Facebook must be stopped at all costs and by any means necessary. We demand that Facebook lift the unjust sanctions and open its logs. We demand that Facebook be accountable and provide transparency. We demand that justice be served. We DEMAND social media liberty!