Repeal Sir Issac Newton's laws of gravity

Many Americans feel that gravity has interfered with their lives for far too long. We are ready for a change in our society. Americans are ready to be able to fly high in the sky with ease whenever they please. Sir Isaac Newton three laws of gravity are that "every body continues in its state of rest or of uniform speed in a straight line", "the acceleration of an object is directly proportional to the net force acting on it and is inversely proportional to its mass", and "whenever one object exerts a force on a second object, the second exerts an equal and opposite force on the first." This is unfair to not only the United States, but to the entire world as well, for we did not have any say in the creation of these laws. Therefore, our government should repeal these unfair laws.