Kobe Bryant is a very influential individual in the world of Earth. His accomplishments extend from scoring 81 points against the shitty Toronto Raptors and outscoring an ass-ridden Dallas Mavericks team 62 - 61 after three quarters, and passing Michael Jordan on the all-time career scoring list. He also got away with rape. Abraham Lincoln however, is already on the penny, and also freed Kobe Bryant's ancestors so that Kobe Bryant may exist as Kobe Bryant and also so he could be on the cover of NBA 2K17 Legends Edition. Abraham Lincoln had foreseen this while he was dueling vampires atop a moving train and when he got hit with a live horse.
Barack Obama, please do this. He is your brother. Kobe Bryant is, not Lincoln. Sorry if this confused you, brotha'.