Turkey has been dragging down Europe and the West for the last 100+ years and with their recent rejection of secularism and foray into Syria I believe it is time for someone to get stomped out. As a proud American and Honorary Armenian and Lover of Kurds, I propose that all diplomatic relations with Turkey be replaced with the threat of me landing at Esenboğa International Airport in Ankara primed and ready to fight Recep Tayyip Erdoğan.
I also think we should dip into the Federal Budget a little bit and buy me some Karate classes because I would really like to learn how to do that sick Chun Li kick from Street Fighter.