The TSA recently produced a video that suggested people use scissors to defend themselves when a crazy gunman starts shooting at people. I think since President Barry Sotero wants to outlaw guns, he should set a good example by disarming all federal agents and replace their guns with pointy scissors. These scissors will be kept in locked holsters of course, to prevent criminals from stealing them. The military, local police, and National Guard should also use scissors.
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