Replace all of the pillars in the Lincoln Memorial with american bacon.

We need to do this. We need to make every pillar out of american bacon. Starting with The Lincoln Memorial then the White House. Think about it, its Bacon! I know your all think "This is stupid,m Nope," but hear me out, if there are any hungry people on the streets, they can just go to your house and take some of your bacon. You would be doing good to the hungry, it would make more jobs, cause think about it, you cant just tear down and build a pillar and replace it with bacon. You could start business EMPIRES! But its not just bacon, it AMERICAN Bacon! Its been called Freedom Bacon! What is more american than freaking Freedom Bacon? Nothing, That's what!