replace the current national anthem with a song that more closely relate to our real values. Queen's Fat Bottomed Girls.

The current national anthem is awful. It is a badly written poem set to the music of a dirty old english drinking song. It is outdated and not only is it hard to sing it is also hard to remember the words. With all the problems this great country of ours faces, the last thing we need is some old ill fitting song to have to recite at every event. No. We need a new anthem. An anthem that speaks to real Americans. An anthem that is easy to sing along to. Queen's Fat Bottomed Girls is that anthem!