If we replaced the democratic party with capuchin monkeys there would be far less arguing going and far more progress. The monkeys only want one thing: to be happy. And they know how to be happy and will help all people be happy. Also, they lack the metaphorical shit throwing that the current one has and instead use literal forms to get their point across. They will surely help the progress of this great nation.
Also, the caretaking of said monkeys will create more jobs for American citizens. They will need to be fed, housed, cleaned, and pampered. Also, someone will need to clean up that mess they make on the floor and eachother. This will obviously help the economy.
This is clearly a brilliant idea, and we the people of the United States would like it to be real. Thank you.
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