It's time for Mitch McConnell, John Boehner, and Lindsey Graham to demonstrate their commitment to fiscal responsibility! A filibuster is easy. Talk is cheap. A three way jello wrestling romp is a symbol of unified solidarity that leaves no question as to where one's priorities lie!
We request that in lieu of the filibuster, a televised jello-wrestling match be implemented in order to ensure governmental reform continue in the right direction.
Replace the filibuster with jello wrestling.
Grover Nordquist's pledge requires a signature. Not much of a commitment. Mitch, John, and Lindsey, jump on in, and show us your devotion to the Republican cause that you represent! Do it proudly, and do it with the flavor of gelatin of your choice, but above all, do it!
Is anyone with me?