A Resolution to Replace George Washington's face with Nicolas Cage's on the $1 bill
Whereas: The capabilities and talents of Nicolas Cage are severely undermined and
Whereas: Nicolas Cage has 1 more Oscar than G. Washington?
and
Whereas: G. Washington has already been granted presidency and
Whereas: Cage succeeded in stealing the DoI while Washington never signed it and
Whereas: Washington was a bad general and Cage is an iffy actor who risked his career to assure Ghost Rider 2's success and
Whereas: Cage owns a castle which is pretty gravy
Respectfully submitted,
Sean Bloomer HD 1080 p.
p.s. thanks