Dear Mr Obama,
I think you are cool, but you know what's cooler? A badass motorcycle. The government is slow, while a motorcycle is very fast. Here is a good motorcycle to consider: http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/33/0d/cd/330dcd70c866596c5212b6be...
Thank you for your serious consideration of this matter. Remember, motorcycles are faster than the government.