we the people, in order to form a more perfect national anthem, establish joviality, insure dope tuesday nights, provide for the common dance party, promote the general wile'n out, and secure the blessings of liquor for ourselves and our mans n' nem, do ordain and establish this humble petition for the united states of america.
We the People of the States of New Hampshire, Massachusetts, Rhode Island and Providence Plantations, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Georgia do ordain, declare and establish the following petition for the Government of Ourselves and our Posterity.
we demand for DJ snake's single, "turn down for what" (specifically, the music video) to replace the current national anthem. FREEEEEDOM